Dog Jokes

Hi. Does any body out there have some good dog jokes? Here are a few that I have come across.Two drunks see a dog licking himself. One drunk said, " I wonder if I can do that." The second drunk replies, " Maybe if you pet him first."What's the safest way to get a pit bull to stop humping your leg? Let him finish!Father and son were walking hand in hand in hand when they two dogs " doing it" in the...